Lyric hook:
it’s so easy bein’ me, people everywhere got to stop and stare, so easy bein’ me
Lyrics:
So Easy Bein’ Me
Backstage craze, we were all in a haze
A little party with my entourage
And the whole damn show was so outta control
I said, “It’s time that we get outta Dodge”
Some teenage queen startin’ causin’ a scene
Said I had to sign her autograph
She was ready to go and had her mom in tow
Started showin’ naked photographs
Chorus:
It’s so easy bein’ me
People everywhere gotta stop and stare
So easy bein’ me
Seventeen, wantin’ to be seen
She said she saw me in a magazine
She was waggin’ her ass and tappin’ on the glass
Wants to get into my limousine
She tried to cut in line, says I blow her mind
She said, “Hey babe, I wanna go for a ride”
I said, “That all depends – you gonna bring your friend?”
She said, “OK”. I said, “Now step inside”
Hell Yeah!
Chorus:
It’s so easy bein’ me
People everywhere gotta stop and stare
So easy bein’ me – It’s so easy!
No one else I’d rather be
Buy a ticket and see, Here’s lookin’ at me!
Top of the world - it’s so easy bein’ me
Yeah, Im kickin’ ass and takin’ names…
Back in the car, head to/we’re at the hotel bar
They like to watch me play my guitar
She had some lady friends They didn't need to pretend
They wanna party with a rock 'n roll star
And we were gettin' smashed, they started talkin' trash
"You want us all to yourself, we assume"
I said "It's gettin' late, I don't negotiate"
Let's talk about it on the way to my room"
Chorus:
It’s so easy bein’ me
People everywhere gotta stop and stare
So easy bein’ me - So fuckin’ easy
No one better comes to mind/No one else I’d rather be
You’re gonna stand in line to kiss my behind
Top of the world - it’s so easy bein’ me
Bridge:
This sweet little honey came up to me and said,
“Hey, ain’t you a rock ‘n roll star?”
I said, “It ain’t easy bein’ a Bad Motherfucker”!
…but one thing’s fo’ sho’…
Chorus:
It’s so easy bein’ me
People everywhere gotta stop and stare
So easy bein’ me – It’s so-fuckin’-easy!
No one else I’d rather be
Top ‘o the marquee, here’s lookin’ at me!
Take it from me
I know you’re gonna agree
Hot as can be
So call the L.A.P.D.
Top of the world it’s so easy bein’ me
Fuck Yeah!