• Artist: Dave Rudolf
  • Title: Oh Come, Oh Come, I Read the Manual
  • Genre: Production - Christmas/Holiday, Kids/Quirky
  • Mood: Quirky/Wacky/Silly
  • Speed: Medium Slow (63-78)
  • Instruments: Keyboards/Organs
  • Track type: Lyric - Full Length
  • Date added: 10/18/2011
  • Lyric themes: Storytelling, Frustration
  • Lyrics: OH COME, OH COME, I READ THE MANUALOh come, Oh come, I read the manualBut this bicycle won't fit together wellI know I waited 'till Christmas EveBut I didn't think I'd need a PHD.Oh. Joyce, Oh Joyce Oh, where's that manual To me you give this Christmas gift from hell.How come, how come they never write these well A connects to L in manuals There's missing parts, a bolt and a wing And what the heck is this small rubber thing?Oh Joyce, Oh Joyce Oh, where's that manual Give me the matches, see if it burns well.Come on, come on and pay the man the bail And ransom captive dad from jail He got so mad he blew a fuse His rampage through the store was on the news.Oh, Joyce. Oh Joyce That man's not very well He wants to do some damage to Mattell.
  • Keywords: juvenile, quirky, circus
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