• Artist: John Swanson
  • Title: Crappy Hotel
  • Genre: Jazz - Swing/Big Band, Easy Listening
  • Mood: Laid Back/Groovy, Quirky/Wacky/Silly
  • Speed: Medium (78-95)
  • Instruments: Real Drums/Drum Kit, Electric Guitar (Clean, Overdriven), Horns/Woodwinds/Brass, Bass
  • Track type: Lyric - Full Length
  • Date added: 7/13/2011
  • Lyric themes: Other
  • Lyrics: Crappy Hotel, Crappy Hotel That pungent odorous smell Hey; I know you I've been here before Deja Vu to the core And I know what's in store Before the night is through Crappy Hotel, I once again fell For your discount rated, newly updated lies You'd think that I'd know Some better place to go But money's tight It's a bullet I bite with my fries Crappy Hotel, Crappy Hotel Crappy Hotel, I love you! Crappy Hotel, Crappy Hotel I'd sooner be a sinner standing at the gates of hell I've been here before I've tasted your crap du jour And I know what's in store Before the night is through Crappy Hotel, I'm under your spell Psycho room with no view Norman Bates has the flu And the maid's got a sweet tatoo The ice machine's broke Oh how you provoke Evil thoughts in my mind 'Cuz I can't seem to find the shampoo Crappy Hotel, Crappy Hotel Crappy Hotel, I love you !
  • Keywords: relaxing, jazzy, jazz, Bass, Brass, Guitar

About John Swanson

Somewhere out on New Route 66, about 50 miles west of Sinatra and 75 miles east of Tom Waits, Swanson struts his swingin' and singin'. He loves Dave Frishberg songs and Johnnie Walker in a tumbler. He'd like to hear Kurt Elling cover Stone Temple Pilots. Lonnie Johnson is God.

John's quirky-cool jazz, blues, and pop compositions have been featured on 6 solo albums; he's had 40 different songs licensed for commercial use. A veteran ...

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