Girl you're fine, hey you could model.
Just slow down, take time to swallow.
Pitch that dime, would it be so awful,
Cause it takes all kinds, cakes, cans, & bottles.
If you don't know me my name's Robby The Elf,
Lately I've been thinking about pimpin myself.
I drive a 5.0 with chrome 18's.
I'm bringing new meaning to what you're thinking of green.
It doesn't really matter how bad you think I am.
I will always be badder than you'll ever think I am.
Cause women stop swimming when I go to the pool.
I'm just there to lay, take in rays, making women drool.
And every cutie with a booty not looking for nobody,
Knows I'm a hottie with a body, and I'm not just anybody.
They're checking me out cause they can't help themselves.
Little to they know that I'm one half elf.
Every morning when I wake up and I get up outta bed,
I go out into the cold make sure the reindeer get fed.
All the reindeer takes priority and not the elves instead,
I hit Rudolph with a snowball in the back of the head.
His feelings got hurt and then some words got said,
Don't ever upset a reindeer, he will never forget.
My homie's PHD, that's what he likes to be called.
He makes mean beats for all of ya'll.
My friend walked in and said, "I lost my dog."
You ain't got no dog. "Then I musta not lost him at all.
Yeah, homie's a little crazy unless he's chillin with his lady.
Pimpin in his 'Cedes, calling every female baby.
Sometimes when I go out they say I look just like Slim Shady,
At least that's what they say to me, all I can say is maybe.