The place was dark when I walked in; Joe never liked it bright
The joint was really jumping, it was Friday night
I sat down on a bar stool, wasn't looking for romance
But from the smoke came a sexy voice, "would you like to dance?"
A macho man has got his pride, so I didn't hesitate
I never turn an offer down, but I made a big mistake
I asked if I could take her home, she said it would be all right
But I almost died from the shock of it - when I got her in the light!
She's ugly, uglier than sin
Beauty may be skin deep
But hers sinks right in!
Oh, she's ugly.
I’ve always been religious, never questioned the Maker’s hand
He gathered up the dust, and then created man
But when he came to woman, something wasn't right
He made one in the darkness - before he made the light!
Now, when I stop at Joe’s place and turn the jukebox on
I sit and cry in my beer as I listen to our song
Just like any simple tune if you play it long enough
It gets better every time and you learn to love that stuff!
Oh, She’s ugly!
Writers: Roy G. Ownbey
Copyright 2008 Trimie Too Music, BMI