7:00 AM - Wake up. Look fly.
7:30 AM - Eat breakfast - it's the most important meal of the day!
8:00 AM - Morning bathroom break.
8:05 AM - Take the dog for a walk.
8:15 AM - Make new dog friends and meet the neighbors.
8:30 AM -Take the little ones to school.
8:45 AM - Take the scenic route to work.
10 AM - Back to the bathroom
12:00 PM - "Work" lunch with the boys
2pm - Brief the press on the current state of The Death Star
1:00 PM - Look busy when the boss walks by.
2:00 PM - Suck up to the execs.
4:30PM - Leave work early to wait in line for the latest riot shield.
6 PM - Make dinner for the fam.
7:30 PM - Meet up with the squad for game night.
7:45 PM - Pre-game drinks with the crew.
8:00 PM - Game night!
9:00 PM - Have too much to drink at the game.
10:00 PM - Keep the party going at the club. Meet some ladies.
10:15 PM - ...get kicked out of the club.
11:00 PM - Get keys taken away. No driving tonight.
11:30 PM - Beg cab driver to take you to Brooklyn.
12:00 AM - A little R&R before another day begins.